I've determined that people seeking spiritual enlightenment can be easily swayed by some Ancient Far Eastern Practice, that I just made up.
I will rapidly spread the teachings of Nagi Yoga, or more simply Noga.
The practice is very simple.
First, contort your body into any position that is amazingly uncomfortable.
Second, chant nonsense noise and affect a demeanor of serene complacency.
Third, have all your followers bring you a fresh fish (preferably with the head still on... I like that part).
I've taken this practice to heart, and I've gotten Stinky to pose in some pretty ridiculous positions "to achieve his inner Stink!" He'll fall for anything. He hasn't figured out that I'm ragging on him yet. Just look at this picture.
Just remember that the true secret to inner harmony with the universe is to keep the Noga Guru stocked with plenty of fresh fish!.
