Thursday, September 08, 2011

Time to Visit Katie

I'm ready to go!
I've decided that it is time to go see Katie.  She has all my favorite stuff with her.  I still want to get the rest of my bags back!

So, I've come up with a plan.  I've made friends with the mailman, I have a shipping box, and I've packed some snacks for the trip.

Just a couple of  small problems left to solve.  I need someone to write "Deliver to Katie" in large letters on the box.

Currently, Dad says that the word 'Amazon' is printed on the side.  I'm not sure I want to go there.  According to Nagipedia the Amazon is either a big river (I so not want to get wet), or it's a burly, fighter woman (that doesn't sound like Katie).  Maybe I'll mail Stinky to the Amazon, and he can try to beg treats from her.  (Just look at the picture I posted!  He's behind me begging!  He begs more than Oliver Twist!)

Hey!  How am I supposed to close this?
The other problem is that I need somebody to close up the box.  I'd ask Stinky, but he'd just get the tape stuck all over him.  While that may be something fun to do for a while, it doesn't get me closer to my girl!

I'll have to ask the mailman tomorrow, maybe he can do it.

Tuesday, September 06, 2011

Robbed!

I have to keep the few I have left safe!
I've been Robbed!
Someone has stolen some of my special carrying bags.  You know those bags that my servants sometimes use to carry me around the house?  Well, I've counted them and two of them are missing!

Dad says that Katie took them up to school with her at SNHU.  I suppose that is possible.  I haven't seen her around for a few days, and most of the stuff that I like to sleep on is missing.

I said that we had to travel right back up there and get them back.  But, Dad didn't think it was such a good idea. He said that they had Cougars up there.

I google'd Cougar, and now I really didn't understand what he was talking about.  Those old women (some of them were even older than Poot) wouldn't want me... or Dad for that matter.  I told Dad and he said that was the wrong type of cougar.  We need to have some kind of online source to get to the right definition for all these things.  I guess I better set one up.  I'll call it Nagipedia!