How to get a Donut

Wecome to my instructional seminar on How to get a Donut... without Dad taking it away from you. This will be the first in a series of instructional blog entries that will help all those other felines who find themselves in need of a confectionary bakery product.

Step 1: When Dad has is back turned, leap up onto the table and sit down on the box as hard as possible. You want to make sure you feel the donuts squish under your weight. If they are not squashed, you can not proceed to step 2. Repeat step 1 as often as necessary in order to get the proper amount of squishiness. In researching this entry it took two tries.





Step 2: When Dad opens the box of donuts to check just how squishy you managed to make them... dive into the box as fast as you can. Make sure you shed in a nice even layer covering the entire contents of the box with your fur. I'd recommend laying on the specific pastry that you desired. Some rolling around may be required in order to get complete coverage.







Step 3: If you have correctly accomplished steps 1 and 2... Dad will now throw up his hands in disgust and leave the room. Thus leaving all the donuts to you.

Bon Appitite!